Supertome: Theme Song

Background: This song was from the May 18th, 1983 episode entitled Saul's Well That Ends Well, in which the kids are put on trial for accidentally materializing in the same area of space-time that Jon, son of King Saul, was standing at that particular moment. His body liquefied, Zack and Julie are arrested and dragged off to the dungeon for questioning. Gadzookio, appearing to be a strange suit of armor to the primitive Israelites, is seized and taken to the armory for examination. He escapes and races to the court to rescue his friends, and, in a bid to save their lives, agrees to Saul's challenge of a rapping contest. Before Saul could begin his freestyle Gadzookio shot him and his guards with a laser beam, freeing his friends and cementing David's acquisition of the throne and enabling him to institute an ultraconservative regime of tyranny and extreme cult of personality. He subsequently murders the wandering, septagenarian philanthropist Goliath and presents Zack with an honorary necklace made of ears. Meanwhile Julie makes an excellent plate of cookies for everyone to share, and Gadzookio is able to fix the time transmondrifier.

YO, YO, YO
CHECK IT
ONE, TWO, THREE
TELL ME, SAUL
TELL ME, TELL ME
IS THIS MICROPHONE ON?
CUZ I WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY
ABOUT ANNIHILATING JON
WE LIKE TO ROCK IT HARD
TILL WE HAVE TO HIT THE ROAD
AND I'M SORRY THAT OUR WORMHOLE
CAUSED YOUR SON TO EXPLODE

SOMETIMES I FRY MY CIRCUITS
WHEN I TRY TO UNDERSTAND
WHY WE KEEP GETTING THROWN ROUND
THIS ARID, ANCIENT LAND
I SAID I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
I CA-CA-CAN'T UNDERSTAND
CUZ MY RAM IS FULL OF SAND
AND I WASN'T BUILT WITH HANDS
I HAVE NO RENAL GLANDS
MY BALLS ARE PEPSI CANS
MY HERO'S DENNIS FRANZ
I PREFER MY CULOTTES SANS
YOU JEWS SURE HAVE NICE TANS
BUT I WISH YOU HAD MORE FANS


ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M DONE
AND THIS MIC I'M GONNA DROP
CUZ THAT HIGH-PITCHED WHINE YOU HATE
MAKES MY PEPSI CANS POP
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, BITCHES
WE OUTTA HERE